The following are the registered candidates and related information for the May 2022 yEAh Games elections.
You can vote for them in the election by choosing their party name on the ballot, posted on the home page of this website.
PARTY: "Rick Astley Party"
Party name: "Rick Astley Party"
Name on ballot (displayed on ballot as): "Vote4Rick"
Party account: @Rick Astley Electoral Party
Registrar: @Aidan (Eden)
HTML hex code: "#24d158"
Custom election role: @Election candidate: "Rick Astley Party"
Campaign promises:
@Aidan (Eden), as a registrar of a party, promises to fulfill these promises if they are elected as co-owner of yEAh Games:
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1. Make Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley the anthem of yEAh Games ⠀
No description given
2. I will commence De-Tallinnisation ⠀
Make QOTDs a little more regulated (no absolutly false ones, etc.) ⠀
Regulate Tallinn's behavior/rules/decrees ⠀
'Unknown Context' quotes will be banned
3. Make a parent company just called yEAh. ⠀
We don't just make games, so yEAh Games will still exist, but the overarching company will just be yEAh (or alternatively, the yEAh Corporation)
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Brief description (optional):
No description given
Vote for this party on election day by checking "Vote4Rick" on the ballot.
PARTY: "Proper Pop-Up Purple Paper People's Party"
Party name: "Proper Pop-Up Purple Paper People's Party"
Name on ballot (displayed on ballot as): "Purple Paper People's Party"
Party account: @PPPPP Party
Registrar: @Binh (Justin)
HTML hex code: "#b061ff"
Custom election role: "@Election candidate: "Proper Pop-Up Purple Paper People's Party"
Campaign promises:
@Binh (Justin), as a registrar of a party, promises to fulfill these promises if they are elected as @Co-owner of yEAh Games:
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1. Automation of the yEAhconomy ⠀⠀
Let the Economy of yEAh Games be automated. If this party is to be re-elected, purchasing/trading yollars will soon be much simpler, with the use of commands. No manual management will be required- all work shall be done by @yEAh. Given enough time, the yEAh Games Stock Market shall be automated as well, updating daily with all calculations done internally. ⠀
2. YeeBot Discs ⠀⠀
YeeBot Discs shall be distributed to everyone every now and then in yollars-trading for a fair price. ⠀⠀This may (or may not) provoke a new subeconomy of tradeable, musical goods. Given enough time, more custom YeeBot Discs will be produced, released and distributed as well. ⠀
3. Decoration and Housekeeping⠀⠀
As of now, the virtual home of yEAh Games is, quite frankly, visually unappealing. All 82 channels are grey and boring, and a great majority remains unused. With the re-election of the Proper Pop-Up Purple Paper People's Party, channels will be decorated with a bit more colour, to spice things up. Channels will be renamed to add atmosphere, such as "#church" instead of "book-of-religion". Unused channels will also be archived every now and then.
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Brief description (optional):
HARRY BAKER - PAPER PEOPLE
I like people.
I’d like some paper people.
They’d be purple paper people.
Maybe pop-up purple paper people.
Proper pop-up purple paper people.
“How do you prop up pop-up purple paper people?”
I hear you cry. Well I …
I’d probably prop up proper pop-up purple paper people
With a proper pop-up purple people paperclip,
But I’d pre-prepare appropriate adhesives as alternatives,
A cheeky pack of Blu Tack just in case the paper slipped.
Because I could build a pop-up metropolis.
But I wouldn’t wanna deal with all the paper people politics.
Paper politicians with their paper-thin policies,
Broken promises without appropriate apologies.
There’d be a little paper me. And a little paper you.
And we could watch paper TV and it would all be pay-per-view.
We’d see the poppy paper rappers rap about their paper package
Or watch paper people carriers get stuck in paper traffic on the A4. Paper.
There’d be a paper princess Kate but we’d all stare at paper Pippa,
And then we’d all live in fear of killer Jack the Paper-Ripper,
Because the paper propaganda propagates the people’s prejudices,
Papers printing pictures of the photogenic terrorists.
A little paper me. And a little paper you.
And in a pop-up population people’s problems pop up too.
There’d be a pompous paper parliament who remained out of touch,
And who ignored the people’s protests about all the paper cuts,
Then the peaceful paper protests would get blown to paper pieces,
By the confetti cannons manned by pre-emptive police.
And yes there’d still be paper money, so there’d still be paper greed,
And the paper piggy bankers pocketing more than they need,
Purchasing the potpourri to pepper their paper properties,
Others live in poverty and ain’t acknowledged properly.
A proper poor economy where so many are proper poor,
But while their needs are ignored the money goes to big wars.
Origami armies unfold plans for paper planes
And we remain imprisoned in our own paper chains,
But the greater shame is that it always seems to stay the same,
What changes is who’s in power choosing how to lay the blame,
They’re naming names, forgetting these are names of people,
Because in the end it all comes down to people.
I like people.
’Cause even when the situation’s dire,
It is only ever people who are able to inspire,
And on paper, it’s hard to see how we all cope.
But in the bottom of Pandora’s box there’s still hope,
And I still hope ’cause I believe in people.
People like my grandparents.
Who every single day since I was born, have taken time out of their morning to pray for me.
That’s 7892 days straight of someone checking I’m okay, and that’s amazing.
People like my aunt who puts on plays with prisoners.
People who are capable of genuine forgiveness.
People like the persecuted Palestinians.
People who go out of their way to make your life better, and expect nothing in return.
You see, people have potential to be powerful.
Just because the people in power tend to pretend to be victims
We don’t need to succumb to that system.
And a paper population is no different.
There’s a little paper me. And a little paper you.
And in a pop-up population people’s problems pop up too,
But even if the whole world fell apart then we’d still make it through.
Because we’re people.
Vote for this party on election day by checking "Purple Paper People's Party" on the ballot.
PARTY: "True Canadians Party"
Party name: "Proper Pop-Up Purple Paper People's Party"
Name on ballot (displayed on ballot as): "Neil MacDonald"
Party account: @Neil (lil' guigi) Registrar: @Neil (lil' guigi)
HTML hex code: "#5de89e"
Custom election role: "@Election candidate: "True Canadians Party"
Campaign promises: @Neil (lil' guigi), as a registrar of a party, promises to fulfill these promises if they are elected as co-owner of yEAh Games:
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1. Funy mems ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
funy mems ⠀
2. pro skillz ⠀⠀
I will have pro skilz⠀ ⠀
3. maple syrup ⠀ ⠀⠀
i will eat maple syrup:)
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Brief description (optional):
Bonk 
Vote for this party on election day by checking "Neil MacDonald" on the ballot.